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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.

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• (646): View more from New York

  jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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• (805): View more from California

  My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.

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• (925): View more from California

  Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?

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  Come on man nobody wants to admit that

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out

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• (+33): View more from France

  He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands

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• (210): View more from Texas

  First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat

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  You had me at first table

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"

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