On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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