i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person