Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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