dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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