Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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