y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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