me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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