before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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