is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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