I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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