I am full of burrito and curiosity
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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