Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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