ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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