Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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