I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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