I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
