do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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