sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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