I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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