just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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