There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Randomize