If that was your dad, he is hot
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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