you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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