i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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