I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The power of my boobs compel you
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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