Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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