I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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