So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
All I want is dick and wine.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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