I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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