I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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