He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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