I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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