sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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