turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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