WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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