ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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