i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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