We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
