Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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