my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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