There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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