It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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