i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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