Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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