That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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