it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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