Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Walk of Shame today included voting.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
