I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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