so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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