i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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