the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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