Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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