i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Its about making memories worth repressing
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
